The year is 2034. We're all (finally!) getting about by jetpack. Elon Musk has hundreds of his worshippers on Mars, where they're building a 3000 foot statue of Elon. Kids have full 'control over their own lives', and can buy whatever drugs they like. That's choice, you know. So here comes the Gotcha! moment: Pervs: Your kids can take whatever pills they like. They have full control over their own lives, right? Parents: Yes, of course. Anything else is transphonic - Johnson & Johnson told us so. Pervs: Gotcha! Parents: What do you mean? Pervs: If kids can make their own lifestyle choices and live with the consequences, then they can choose to have sex with us. Parents: No they can't! Pervs: But that's not logical! Parents: Since when have American sexual mores had anything to do with logic? Pervs: Um.....er.....damn! We should have thought of that. Back to the drawing board. |