Fascism! Scorched Earth! Nigel Farage!

Who'd have thought that the bureaucratic morass of the UK's planning committees were the only thing standing in the way of total ruination. You wax poetic about wanting to keep housing affordable, but you recoil at the thought that anything should despoil the desolate British countryside. And you have the gall to call me utopian for saying you can't have it both ways. What an absolute farce you are.