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I need to explain to the cooks that I can't eat cat's vomit even if they claim it's pork. I don't know why other old people don't worry about eating cat's vomit. And it's a fact that eating bananas is the equivalent to eating cat food with the added bonus of resembling a penis. Even as a baby I spat out mashed banana so they tell me. Father thought he'd make me eat one but I must have convinced him that I didn't like it as he tried to press it into my mouth. Father it doesn't agree with my pallet in a big way. I call what you're doing rape of a six year old. Or was it grooming? Yes you have a weird son. Unbelievably so. but you'll never find out the full extent of my weirdness. Thank god. Bet you were thinking with your dick when you created me. Prove me wrong. ![]() |