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"Good morning," said the little prince. "Good morning," said the merchant. This was a merchant who sold perfected pills that quenched thirst. One need only swallow one each week, and one would feel no need of anything to drink. "Why are you selling those?" asked the little prince. "Because they save an enormous amount of time," said the merchant. "Computations have been made by experts. One can save fifty-three minutes every week." "And what does one do with those fifty-three minutes?" "Anything one likes..." "If I had fifty-three minutes to spend as I liked, I should walk at my leisure toward a spring of fresh water." Got up at noon today, ordered a DoorDash breakfast of eggs and shit, and went back to watching some porn till it arrived. Cute Mexican kid delivered so I gave him a generous tip of $4 additional and went back to the den to devour. Tasted OK I guess. I watched a bit more porn. Bored now I went to the other sites. Tindr, Grindr, Sphinctr, Vaginr, Teenagr. Nothing new. Ordered a bubble tea from Grab. Shoulda had the Mexican kid deliver again. Fuck - this one had tits all over the place. Looked at more porn. I can't even tell what I like any more. And my weiner is made of jello these days. Sent a text to JustDesserts ordering whatever creamy. Old guy delivered. No tip. Splatted the whole thing on my jock and jerked off thinking surely some kid would one day suck the creme off my dick. Three times. Cleared up and sponged myself down. Mom's back in an hour - there's always tomorrow. |