Why not speed and go ahead and text while driving? The government doesn't want you to know that most people actually enjoy car wrecks, since they lead to impromptu socialization events with new people who you'd otherwise never meet, plus many people enjoy the fat insurance checks they receive after being in a wreck. Some say that being in car wrecks, even those with deaths or serious injuries, brought them even closer with their loved ones through the beauty of trauma bonding and lengthy visits in hospital recovery rooms. That's what you sound like. |