Balder... I always thought that if I ever got wealthy, I was going to have a large driveway, yard and garden [maybe with a winding pathway], full of life sized, naked boy statues...Kind of like an enormous, outside gallery... ...It might raise suspicion, however...especially with my certain tendency to have my hands all over them...while "cleaning them"... ...Gotta make sure spider webs aren't hanging, from anywhere they can hang from...I'll have no dirt, moss or mold on my boys, either... ...Has anyone ever been convicted, for "unnatural relations" with a statue?...just wondering. ;-P Stevie-D |