When our local 'evangelists' come around to our homes to preach to us... Evangelist: "I am here to tell you about our all loving God who will bless you and keep you safe in his kingdom of heaven after you die.... blah blah blah..." Me: "And what will happen if I choose not to believe in this all loving god you want to teach me about?" Evangelist: "Well then he will burn you in hell for all eternity" Me: "Well in that case... don't teach me about your god and his love and I won't have to burn, right?... Yeah, now fuck off before I feed you to my hell-hounds" |