Speaking of pairs... Never go fishing with a Mormon - he'll drink all your beer. Go with two Mormons and you'll have your beer all to yourself. As for that all-loving God, the story is that on the Not-So-Great Saturday after Good Friday Jesus went down to Hell to spring the wrongfully-damned folk that His Dad had condemned for all Eternity just because He had had a Bad Day. In other words, even God Almighty can be a holy fuck-up. |