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Kidding, you? Oh, yeah... Sure. Knew all the time.

Posted by martirwithacause on 2011-March-31 02:09:58, Thursday
In reply to You realize I was kidding about that, don't you? ;) posted by Prometheus on 2011-March-30 05:00:54, Wednesday

doesn't mean I lose the right to make a fool of myself, does it?
Be careful, you're feeding the Evil Cat straight lines. ;)
Feed a crooked cat straight lines?...
...everything I said in it was right! ;)
Yeah, yeah, yeah... You think so, don't you.
Of course I do. Why else would I have said it? :) But by all means, rebut away. I'll hone my flensing knife in anticipation. (You say you were here in the 90's, can you identify who I plagiarized that line from?)
OK - I'll start my rebuttal here and now. But, but, but, but, but... See? I can rebut all day... About the plagiarism... You really mean it? Captain Ahab posted here? Gee, sorry, I was only here for a short time way back in '98... and I missed that. But with your flensing knife honed, we're sure to have a whale of a time...
Oh, OK. But, how do I ensure that when I sign up for Skype, I do not end up revealing something about myself and my machine/connection that then would be revealed when I connect through Tor? Is that something to be concerned about?
Use Tor when you fill out the registration form. *listens for the sound of martir slapping his forehead*
Ah! That explains the echoes resounding, resounding, resounding...
Tall, smart...
What, are you writing a personal ad for me to put in the local middle school newspaper? If so, definitely mention that I'm good at basketball, too, and that I have a really cool car with all the gadgets. Boys go for that.
Hmm... and has large orange balls, and a refrigerated vehicle...
Anyway, for all you know, I could be deliberately misleading you about both.
You wouldn't lie to me, would you? Sheesh... you can't trust anyone anymore, even on a Pedo chat board monitored by LEO twenty-four hours a day...
can you leap tall buildings in a single bound?
No, it usually takes me at least three or four bounds. I can only leap off tall buildings in a single bound. But let's not go there, I don't want this post getting into your list of suicide posts.
Must add that to the list. His abilities are bounded. And, gee, but I was going back through the archives, and I could have sworn I saw a post... Oh, never mind...
I'll (slowly) get back to you [...] "You call that a post? This is a post!"
Fair enough. I can't expect you to review a book in just a couple of days. ;)
Uh, oh...
Uh, sure, I can format this nicely, but all the damn tags are such a nuisance! What's your secret? Do you have a program that you type, highlight, add format, copy, and paste into the post? Freeware?
Nope. I put in the tags by hand, though I usually put in all the quoting tags at the end so I can just paste the same tags in repeatedly. It really doesn't take much more time than it would take to format text using toolbar buttons and menus in an HTML editor or word processor.

I'm doing this one by editing the source code for the page. Doubling the blockquotes... It is easy. Reminds of the DOS batch files I use to write. Two minutes to write, two weeks to debug.

Why bother? Because I believe nice formatting and colors draw and keep people's attention better. I'm serious about that, you get a larger audience if your posts are visually attractive. Research has shown that students learn better from textbooks with color diagrams and pictures, lots of bold section and subsection headings, whitespace between sections, sidebars, etc. than from ones that present the same information as just a wall of text, and even learn better from the exact same thing if it's in color than if it's in black and white, in part because they're more likely to read it, in part because they pay more attention to what they read, and in part because the mind actually retains information better if it's visually attractive. (I guess that's why people who meet me in person nearly always remember me. :-) )

So, if you're going to take time to write something, might as well make it look nice so that what you're saying will get across to more people.
Hmm... You must be quite a colorful character... Bounding over tall buildings in a refrigerated vehicle with large orange balls bouncing behind...

- Prometheus, at a disadvantage in attracting readers because there's no boy in his sigpic

The say, "A bird in the tush is worth two in the sigpic." don't they?

martirwithacause, rubbing his forehead and wishing the ringing would go away soon... and hoping that being lazy and not colorizing his responses because he got tired of counting the blockquotes won't be noticed...

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