Fetishist, you won't like this at all

I withhold this from you for a while, as I told you I prefer not to post real events in real time. Weeks ago, a Saturday, the teams had a quite early match and I promised them I'd take them to Acapulco for the weekend if they could win. They won, so I drove the 450 km to the coast (well, actually I didn't, the bus driver did since I rented one for all us, it is impossible to cram all these kids in any normal vehicle). Let's cut the crap of the funniest bus ride we have had to date. At the beach I was at first happy with the view of a new fashion I don't know if it already arrived at Zombieland: many boys are using tight bathing suits, type of biker (likra-made) shorts. And dude... most views were not nice. My boys always look good because they are utterly fit. The training sessions on Wednesday are mandatory for all them and really strenous. Three hour long, packed with strenght-training and speed-development excercises. Just few of my boys have not heavy thighs and six-packs (BTW you would like those three, since those are the stick-type you are fond of). But the boys at the beach, not being able to hide in the chimpanzee-baboon-pongo bathing suits their defects, showed: * Lovehandles, not small BTW. * Barely developed and evidently weak thighs. * Soft-weak-40-year-old type of butts, whether big or small. I am waiting for your input-theory on the matter, but the view, needless to insist, was everything but nice. Santi