You can say what you like about those other freaks, but when I was seven years old, Hulk Hogan was my hero. Big muscles, big moustache. My perennially perverted notion of hyperbolic masculinity. Everything I was not and never would be. He had - as I recall - collectable cards and everything. I don't care what you say about Trump, but you will not say a bad word about the incredible Hulk. |