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...me a cup of coffee. And if you happen to be Paul McCartney, buy me a machine! Just feel free to read the excerpts from my many tomes of fine literature. You don't need to buy me a cup of coffee, I just have to walk down the hall and wave my mug with the insulation and the straw and it is filled. What's happening to my fine writing? no really it's improving with practice, I'll give that sonofabitch nightlight a run for his money! Only very, very insecure people get to command language such as he does. I know what it's like looking up the exact word in the dictionary that is completely apropos to the discussion, apropos? Dictionary please! You feel a little superior don't you nightlight, what's the nightlight for if not to look up unfamiliar words just after having a nightmare about a word that wasn't in any lexicon. Motherfucka.