Police sting...

I'm just waiting on my watch, it's now a Samsung Galaxy instead of an Apple, after all my phone is an android phone, lot of good having an Apple watch when I don't have an Apple phone. That's an oxymoron if ever I heard one. It's an oxymoronic thing to say. Evening delivery, that's tonight, more stuff that management can confiscate if I don't get a vicious doberman pincer to ward them off. Gnashing of teeth, springs to mind. Grrr. So long as it doesn't turn on me. That would be the pot calling the kettle black, a doberman could be a ' useful servant but a terrible master. I imagine a little boy with a worried frown, with a stiffy. That would be me trying to cover it up, I see England, I see France, I see a little girl's underpants. I see a boy with an erection, his face blushing. Oh hell, forget about little boys, concentrate on the watch, I'm expecting them at any moment, a knock at the door, could be the cops, a police sting I've got nothing to hide, except my thoughts, yes except them. So I better just post them, in case it is the police, and they see my thoughts in real time, as I type them.