said like a true swamp monkey

Who else has been here as long as you and [redacted]? It's a proven fact that when people get elderly they get stuck in their ways and literally can not change their minds once they've made them up. It was easier for the healthier minds to evacuate the site rather than attempt to reason with you. As human families have done since the dawn of time, they leave grandpa behind and settle down in a lush valley a few miles away. We check in on you occasionally, but it's been a long time since we felt at home here with you and [redacted]. Where has the ol cunt gone, by the way? Isn't it about time for him to return from the front lines with another breathless story about how he rescued some boys? Not sure which is worse, him being a total phony or you being transparently an ignorant hateful old buffoon. BC's most long time members!