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My apologies to Ed Bruce... Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to use chatbots Don't let 'em trust answers from AI brains Make 'em read textbooks and learn to explain Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to use chatbots They'll hallucinate facts, and they're always quite wrong Even when arguing all night long Chatbots ain't easy to trust, and they're harder to hold They’ll promise you gold but give copper that's old Fake statistics and made-up citations they love They'll swear it's the truth by the heavens above With a digital grin and a confident tone They’ll leave your boy stranded and completely alone Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to use chatbots Don't let 'em trust answers from AI brains Make 'em read textbooks and learn to explain Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to use chatbots They'll hallucinate facts, and they're always quite wrong Even when arguing all night long A chatbot loves coding that doesn't quite run And rewriting essays till meaning is gone They don't care if math says that two plus two's five They just need a prompt to feel slightly alive They'll repeat what you say, then loop round and round Until the best logic just cannot be found Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to use chatbots Don't let 'em trust answers from AI brains Make 'em read textbooks and learn to explain Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to use chatbots They'll hallucinate facts, and they're always quite wrong Even when arguing all night long I just spent days working out ways to get back at the S.O.Bs who are currently screwing up my life! But it seems the chatbot based everything on one false premise. And I didn't catch it! There's a workaround, and I'm fiddly-fucking with that now, so it wasn't a total loss! M. Warn any boys you know! Use EXTREME caution with chatbot responses! They can be totally unreliable... Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i85ob2DackI [@nonymouse] [Guardster] [Proxify] [Anonymisierungsdienst] |