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1 00:00:44,181 --> 00:00:45,868 Jojo Betzler. 2 00:00:46,585 --> 00:00:48,057 Ten years old. 3 00:00:48,388 --> 00:00:52,327 Today you join the ranks of the Jungvolk, 4 00:00:52,327 --> 00:00:56,391 in a very special training weekend. 5 00:00:57,806 --> 00:01:01,601 It's going to be intense, but today 6 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:04,631 you become a man. 7 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:11,727 I swear to devote all my energies and my strength to the savior of our country - 8 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:13,726 Adolf Hitler. 9 00:01:14,558 --> 00:01:18,870 I am willing and ready to give up my life for him, 10 00:01:19,271 --> 00:01:20,999 so help me God. 11 00:01:20,999 --> 00:01:22,686 Yes, that's right. 12 00:01:22,921 --> 00:01:26,678 - Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind? - Snake mind. 13 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:29,950 - And Jojo Betzler, what is your body? - Wolf body. 14 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:32,767 - Jojo Betzler, what is your courage? - Panther courage. 15 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:36,788 - And Jojo Betzler, what is your soul? - A German soul. 16 00:01:36,962 --> 00:01:38,801 Yeah, man, you're ready. 17 00:01:39,744 --> 00:01:41,322 Adolf? 18 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:44,901 I don't think I can do this. 19 00:01:44,901 --> 00:01:47,812 Was? Of course, you can! 20 00:01:47,998 --> 00:01:50,681 Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular, 21 00:01:50,681 --> 00:01:53,999 and you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're ten years old. 22 00:01:54,103 --> 00:01:58,871 But you're still, the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met. 23 00:01:58,871 --> 00:02:01,251 Not to mention the fact you're really good-looking. 24 00:02:01,376 --> 00:02:04,350 So, you gonna get out there and you gonna have a great time, okay? 25 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:07,333 - Okay. - That's the spirit! Okay. 26 00:02:07,684 --> 00:02:08,865 Heil me, man. 27 00:02:08,865 --> 00:02:09,925 Heil Hitler. 28 00:02:09,925 --> 00:02:13,069 Whaat? You can heil me better than that. 29 00:02:13,158 --> 00:02:14,373 Heil Hitler. 30 00:02:14,429 --> 00:02:16,298 Just throw it away, don't even think about that. 31 00:02:16,298 --> 00:02:18,062 - Heil Hitler. - No, you're over thinking it. 32 00:02:18,062 --> 00:02:20,404 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hiteler. 33 00:02:20,404 --> 00:02:22,508 Who's Hiteler? Do you even speak German? 34 00:02:22,508 --> 00:02:24,905 - Heil Hitler! - That's not the heil, this is the heil - 35 00:02:24,905 --> 00:02:25,900 - Heil! - Heil Hitler! 36 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:29,222 Heil Hitler! 37 00:02:29,727 --> 00:02:32,131 That's it, you got it. Heil Hitler! Have a great day. 38 00:02:32,302 --> 00:02:33,972 Heil Hitler! You gonna be the best. 39 00:02:34,057 --> 00:02:35,475 Heil Hitler! You can do it. 40 00:02:35,475 --> 00:02:37,429 Heil Hitler! 41 00:02:42,023 --> 00:02:44,252 Heil Hitler! 42 00:02:48,952 --> 00:02:52,035 ♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu Mir ♪ 43 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:55,755 ♪ Du nimmst Mir den Verstand ♪ 44 00:02:55,755 --> 00:02:59,453 ♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu Mir ♪ 45 00:03:00,225 --> 00:03:03,387 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 46 00:03:03,387 --> 00:03:06,715 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 47 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:09,873 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 48 00:03:10,221 --> 00:03:13,539 ♪ Oh, Du bist so schön ♪ 49 00:03:14,279 --> 00:03:17,039 ♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪ 50 00:03:17,483 --> 00:03:20,875 ♪ Ich will mit Dir gehen ♪ 51 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:24,915 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 52 00:03:25,269 --> 00:03:28,298 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 53 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,745 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 54 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:34,895 - Heil Hitler, Yorki. - Heil Hitler, Jojo. 55 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,060 Are you ready for the best weekend ever? 56 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:39,910 - Yes, I am! - Let's go! 57 00:03:40,234 --> 00:03:44,499 ♪ Das war noch nie bei einer Anderen ♪ 58 00:03:44,679 --> 00:03:46,140 ♪ Einmal so ♪ 59 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:47,908 ♪ Einmal so ♪ 60 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,878 ♪ Einmal so ♪ 61 00:03:52,082 --> 00:03:55,200 ♪ Oh, Du bist so schön ♪ 62 00:03:56,357 --> 00:03:58,900 ♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪ 63 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:02,672 ♪ Ich will mit Dir gehen ♪ 64 00:04:03,756 --> 00:04:06,756 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 65 00:04:07,699 --> 00:04:10,647 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 66 00:04:11,222 --> 00:04:14,560 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 67 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:18,294 ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪ 68 00:04:34,513 --> 00:04:37,346 - Heil Hitler, guys. - Heil Hitler! 69 00:04:37,346 --> 00:04:41,299 Jungvolk, welcome to the Hitlerjugend training weekend. 70 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:44,462 In which we will make men and women of you all. 71 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:47,178 My name is Captain Klenzendorf. 72 00:04:47,652 --> 00:04:51,365 - You may call me Captain K. - Captain K! 73 00:04:53,939 --> 00:04:56,064 And this is Sub-Officer Finkel. 74 00:04:56,349 --> 00:04:57,730 This is Fräulein Rahm. 75 00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,525 Hey, Heil Hitler, everyone. 76 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,401 So, a little about me. Who am I and why am I here, 77 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,228 talking to a bunch of little titty-grabbers, 78 00:05:04,228 --> 00:05:08,338 instead of leading my men into battle to their glorious deaths. Great question. 79 00:05:08,386 --> 00:05:11,775 I've been asking myself every day since operation "Screw up". 80 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:16,555 Where I lost a perfectly good eye in a totally preventable enemy attack. 81 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:21,456 And according to my superiors, you need two eyes to be a meaningful part of the war effort. 82 00:05:22,307 --> 00:05:24,241 Can two eyed people do this? 83 00:05:32,645 --> 00:05:33,783 Jesus! 84 00:05:33,783 --> 00:05:37,195 Over the next two days, you, little critters, will get to experience 85 00:05:37,593 --> 00:05:41,684 some of the things that my teacher in the army goes through every day. 86 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:44,272 And even though it would appear our country is on a back foot, 87 00:05:44,272 --> 00:05:46,694 and there really isn't much hope in that's winning this war. 88 00:05:47,065 --> 00:05:49,284 Apparently, we're doing just fine. 89 00:05:52,962 --> 00:05:53,797 Anyway. 90 00:05:53,797 --> 00:05:57,204 You boys have all been issued with your Deutsches Jungvolk Daggers. 91 00:05:57,204 --> 00:06:00,255 These are very special and expensive weapons. 92 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:04,505 You should never be without them. And don't try to stab each other! 93 00:06:04,505 --> 00:06:06,221 No stabbing! 94 00:06:06,859 --> 00:06:08,001 No stabbing. 95 00:06:08,488 --> 00:06:10,715 This is your first step towards being men. 96 00:06:11,307 --> 00:06:13,577 Today you boys will be involved in such activities, as 97 00:06:13,577 --> 00:06:18,135 marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense, 98 00:06:18,196 --> 00:06:22,900 camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up. 99 00:06:24,261 --> 00:06:28,099 The girls will practice important womanly duties, such as 100 00:06:28,424 --> 00:06:32,835 dressing wounds, making beds, and learning how to get pregnant. 101 00:06:34,016 --> 00:06:36,606 I've had 18 kids for Germany. 102 00:06:37,653 --> 00:06:39,821 Such a great year to be a girl. 103 00:06:40,665 --> 00:06:43,799 All right. Let's get to it. 104 00:06:49,055 --> 00:06:50,155 God help me. 105 00:06:50,155 --> 00:06:53,137 ♪ When I'm lyin' in my bed at night ♪ 106 00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,335 ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪ 107 00:06:55,986 --> 00:06:58,656 ♪ Nothin' ever seems to turn out right ♪ 108 00:06:58,656 --> 00:07:00,689 ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪ 109 00:07:00,926 --> 00:07:03,244 Three, two, one - swastika. 110 00:07:04,439 --> 00:07:06,954 ♪ That's always changing things ♪ 111 00:07:07,097 --> 00:07:12,259 ♪ Makes me wish that I could be a dog ♪ 112 00:07:12,441 --> 00:07:15,206 ♪ When I see the price that you pay ♪ 113 00:07:15,563 --> 00:07:17,739 ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪ 114 00:07:18,076 --> 00:07:20,840 ♪ I don't ever wanna be that way ♪ 115 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:22,987 ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪ 116 00:07:24,847 --> 00:07:26,826 - Now, finish him. - Don't, don't! 117 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:33,195 ♪ The only thing to live for is today... ♪ 118 00:07:33,751 --> 00:07:35,673 - Fangs. - Fangs, ja. 119 00:07:35,673 --> 00:07:38,277 - Serpent tongue. - Serpent tongue, ja. 120 00:07:38,284 --> 00:07:40,396 - Scales. - Ja, scales. 121 00:07:40,396 --> 00:07:44,573 Because once upon a time a Jewish man mated with a fish. 122 00:07:45,286 --> 00:07:51,362 The Aryans are 1000 times more civilized and advanced than any other race. 123 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:55,967 Now, get your things together, kids, it's time to burn some books. 124 00:07:57,751 --> 00:08:00,426 ♪ Comb their hair and shine their shoes ♪ 125 00:08:00,426 --> 00:08:02,486 ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪ 126 00:08:02,979 --> 00:08:05,776 ♪ Stay around in my old hometown ♪ 127 00:08:05,923 --> 00:08:08,570 ♪ I don't wanna put no money down ♪ 128 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:11,292 ♪ I don't wanna get me a big old loan ♪ 129 00:08:11,445 --> 00:08:14,082 ♪ Work them fingers to the bone ♪ 130 00:08:14,082 --> 00:08:16,779 ♪ I don't wanna float a broom ♪ 131 00:08:17,191 --> 00:08:19,866 ♪ Fall in love and get married then boom ♪ 132 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,589 ♪ How the hell did it get here so soon ♪ 133 00:08:22,729 --> 00:08:27,038 ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪ 134 00:08:34,935 --> 00:08:37,149 Jews sound scary, huh? 135 00:08:37,311 --> 00:08:38,585 Not to me. 136 00:08:38,737 --> 00:08:40,986 If I met one, I'd kill it like that. 137 00:08:42,713 --> 00:08:44,212 Like... 138 00:08:45,037 --> 00:08:46,012 That. 139 00:08:46,012 --> 00:08:49,492 But how would you know if you saw one? They can look just like us. 140 00:08:49,492 --> 00:08:51,400 I’d feel its head for horns. 141 00:08:51,663 --> 00:08:53,408 And they smell like Brussels sprouts. 142 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,639 Oh yeah, I forgot about the Brussels sprouts bit. 143 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:59,568 Imagine catching one and giving it to Hitler. 144 00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:02,760 That’d be a sure-fire way to get into his personal guards. 145 00:09:03,398 --> 00:09:06,041 Then, we would become best friends. 146 00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:08,951 I thought I was your best friend. 147 00:09:08,951 --> 00:09:11,799 Yorki, you’re my 2nd best friend. 148 00:09:12,102 --> 00:09:14,218 First place is reserved for the Führer. 149 00:09:14,392 --> 00:09:18,039 So, unless you’re Hitler, hiding in a fat little boy’s body, 150 00:09:18,639 --> 00:09:20,445 I’d be happy with 2nd place. 151 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:23,825 I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body. 152 00:09:24,129 --> 00:09:25,933 Case closed. 153 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:36,515 When you stand before the enemy, and have to end his life. 154 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,606 which of you will have the stomach to do this? 155 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:42,031 Good. 156 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:47,267 There is no room in Hitler's army for those that lack strength. 157 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,993 We want hardened warriors. 158 00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:53,110 Those, that are prepared to kill at will. 159 00:09:54,109 --> 00:09:56,345 - Can you do this? - Yes. 160 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:01,248 Johannes. 161 00:10:02,844 --> 00:10:04,473 Can you kill? 162 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:09,266 Pff, of course. I love killing. 163 00:10:10,263 --> 00:10:11,706 Good. 164 00:10:11,996 --> 00:10:13,399 Come here. 165 00:10:15,593 --> 00:10:17,696 Don't be scared. Come on. 166 00:10:18,975 --> 00:10:20,200 Good. 167 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,996 Kill it. 168 00:10:33,402 --> 00:10:36,514 Wring its neck and kill the rabbit. 169 00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:39,811 Or are you scared? 170 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,698 I'm not scared. 171 00:10:41,918 --> 00:10:43,140 I just... 172 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,696 Now! 173 00:10:47,308 --> 00:10:49,618 Place both hands around its neck, 174 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,938 and then one hard twist. 175 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:56,583 He might scream, but we’ll just use the boot to finish it off. 176 00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:03,876 Kill! 177 00:11:29,161 --> 00:11:30,536 Good shot. 178 00:11:32,719 --> 00:11:35,883 You are a coward. Just like your father. 179 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,824 He’s not a coward, he’s fighting in Italy. 180 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,508 Really? Well, no one has heard from him in 2 years. 181 00:11:42,752 --> 00:11:44,249 He is a deserting coward. 182 00:11:44,249 --> 00:11:47,113 He's scared, and so are you. 183 00:11:48,091 --> 00:11:52,271 You're as scared as a little rabbit. 184 00:11:54,618 --> 00:11:58,654 Scared little rabbit. Maybe we should snap your neck too? 185 00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,874 Jojo the rabbit. 186 00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:09,744 Jojo Rabbit. 187 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:23,305 Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man? 188 00:12:24,568 --> 00:12:25,581 Hi, Adolf. 189 00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:29,092 Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident? What was all that about? 190 00:12:30,113 --> 00:12:31,969 They wanted me to kill it. 191 00:12:32,606 --> 00:12:34,840 I'm sorry. I couldn't. 192 00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:36,991 Don't worry about it. I couldn't care less. 193 00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:39,035 But now they call me a scared rabbit. 194 00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:43,244 Let them say whatever they want. People used to say a lot of nasty things about me. 195 00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:48,370 This guy is a lunatic. Look at that psycho, he's gonna get us all killed. 196 00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:51,351 I'll let you in on a little secret. 197 00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:53,789 The rabbit is no coward. 198 00:12:54,577 --> 00:12:58,336 The humble little bunny faces the dangerous world every day, 199 00:12:58,339 --> 00:13:01,904 hunting carrots for his family, for his country. 200 00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:05,370 My empire would be full of all animals. 201 00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:11,312 Lions, giraffes, zebras, rhinoceroses, octopuses, 202 00:13:11,481 --> 00:13:13,018 Rhinoctopuses. 203 00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:15,939 Even the mighty rabbit. 204 00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,222 Cigarette? 205 00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:19,009 No thanks, I don't smoke. 206 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,663 Let me give you some really good advice. 207 00:13:22,161 --> 00:13:23,425 Be the rabbit. 208 00:13:23,593 --> 00:13:26,263 The humble bunny can outwit all of his enemies. 209 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:30,000 He's brave and sneaky and strong. 210 00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,908 Be the rabbit. 211 00:13:33,074 --> 00:13:34,614 Jojo. 212 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:37,727 Are you all right, Jojo? 213 00:13:39,547 --> 00:13:40,905 Who were you talking to? 214 00:13:41,562 --> 00:13:42,729 Nobody. 215 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,290 I thought you were crying. 216 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,209 Are you a tear-job specialist? 217 00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:47,313 No. 218 00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:49,303 Case closed. 219 00:13:49,769 --> 00:13:51,675 Now, it's time for Jojo 220 00:13:51,675 --> 00:13:53,743 to show those stick insects 221 00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:57,613 who is the real cowardly rabbit. 222 00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:00,323 I'm sorry, what are you talking about? 223 00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:02,208 Never mind. 224 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,997 Jojo, where are you going? 225 00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:05,982 To be the rabbit! 226 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,952 Jojo Rabbit! 227 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,710 Hunting carrots, Jojo Rabbit! 228 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:13,808 Hey, this is amazing! We're like two human antelopes. 229 00:14:20,696 --> 00:14:21,766 Now, lads. 230 00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:27,345 Each of you will be given the opportunity to ignite and throw a grenade. 231 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,945 I will personally be supervising each of you 232 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:34,317 to make sure you don't blow your eyes out, or something. 233 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,327 All right. Who's first? 234 00:14:36,373 --> 00:14:37,584 Klaus! 235 00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:20,764 Shit! 236 00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:26,511 Don't do that. 237 00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:29,541 Jojo! 238 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:32,622 Feldscher, take him in. 239 00:15:32,622 --> 00:15:34,337 Jojo! 240 00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:41,356 Oh mein Gott, he looks like a Picasso painting. 241 00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:52,280 His mother is going to kill me. 242 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,431 My darling cub. 243 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,420 Hey, kid. 244 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,426 My darling little cub. 245 00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:02,992 Why so happy? Your son is ugly like a monster. 246 00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:05,345 Hey, you're no monster! 247 00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:09,037 Besides, your scars will heal and you'll get most of the movement back in your legs. 248 00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:11,265 But I'll never be in Hitler's personal guards. 249 00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:12,833 You're fine as you are. 250 00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:14,799 I'm just happy to have you back home. 251 00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:19,179 Mama lion worries about her cub, especially when papa lion isn't here. 252 00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:21,229 Or Inga lion. 253 00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,356 Or Inga lion. 254 00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:31,679 Grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear. 255 00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:35,388 Tie it all up and then stuff him back down the hole. 256 00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:38,214 Now then, let's get on our way. 257 00:17:38,214 --> 00:17:41,162 I think getting out of the house will do wonders for your recuperation. 258 00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:43,157 I don't want to go out there. 259 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,494 What? Don't be silly. Of course, you do. 260 00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:46,983 I look stupid. 261 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,061 People will stare. 262 00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,654 Enjoy the attention, kid. 263 00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:53,093 Not everyone is lucky enough to look stupid. 264 00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:55,603 I, for one, am cursed to look incredibly attractive. 265 00:17:55,935 --> 00:17:58,142 Now, you're going to pluck up your courage, 266 00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:00,691 walk out that door and have an incredible adventure. 267 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,066 Okay? 268 00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:03,548 Okay. 269 00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:07,757 Field Marshall Jojo, you’re our top man. 270 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,797 Prepare to leave the house. 271 00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:11,498 Is it dangerous? 272 00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:13,239 Extremely. 273 00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:16,133 Heil Hitler! 274 00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:17,218 Jesus! 275 00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:18,962 Looking good, kid. 276 00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:22,568 Frau Betzler, you're looking fetching, as usual. 277 00:18:24,964 --> 00:18:29,144 It's because of you my son can't walk properly and has a messed up face. 278 00:18:29,669 --> 00:18:31,667 He stole my hand grenade, just took... 279 00:18:31,817 --> 00:18:32,842 Yeah, yeah... 280 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:36,190 So, you are going to look after him while I'm at work. 281 00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:39,320 Make sure he has a job and feels included, got it? 282 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,062 Got it. Yeah, I really got it. 283 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,857 Good. 284 00:18:44,242 --> 00:18:48,092 Guys, this is Johannes Betzler, a kid I told you about, remember? 285 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:53,480 He stole the hand grenade and blew himself up, and as a result I got demoted for negligence. 286 00:18:53,573 --> 00:18:56,532 Now I get to work in this office with all these wonderful kids. 287 00:18:57,278 --> 00:19:01,334 So, Jojo, I'm sure we can figure out something for you to do. 288 00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:04,119 Ideas? Guys? 289 00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:09,055 Okay, we need somebody to walk the clones. 290 00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:15,077 Also, I think, maybe he could hand out this new propaganda, 291 00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:18,375 and deliver these conscriptions. 292 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:22,552 I don't suppose I could be conscripted, could I? 293 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:24,455 Yes, that's a wonderful idea. 294 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,967 Yes, I give my full permission for you to send this 10 year old child into war. 295 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,199 Will someone get this kid a gun? 296 00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:31,002 And I'll be more than happy to fight in the France. 297 00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:32,098 Get in line, kid. 298 00:19:32,098 --> 00:19:34,143 Okay, here's the conscriptions. 299 00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:35,832 And here's the gun. 300 00:19:38,342 --> 00:19:39,606 No. 301 00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:16,444 Yuck! 302 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:19,367 Look. 303 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,116 What did they do? 304 00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:31,843 What they could. 305 00:20:32,812 --> 00:20:34,433 Come on. 306 00:20:50,256 --> 00:20:54,394 Hey, Jojo Rabbit! Look at your face. 307 00:20:57,142 --> 00:21:00,762 I'm going to war, and you are a pup man! 308 00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:05,326 Jojo Rabbit! 309 00:21:06,548 --> 00:21:08,018 Mama? 310 00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:11,699 Field Marshall Jojo is home. 311 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,347 Mama? 312 00:21:20,216 --> 00:21:23,532 Mama, I'm home. 313 00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:27,551 Mama? 314 00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,523 Mama? 315 00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:58,625 Hi. 316 00:24:38,214 --> 00:24:39,780 What do you want? 317 00:24:40,403 --> 00:24:42,138 Are you a ghost? 318 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,850 Sure. A ghost. 319 00:24:53,004 --> 00:24:55,372 Don't make me run, kid! 320 00:24:55,372 --> 00:24:59,205 I'm far too hungry, and you know how much we love the taste of blood. 321 00:25:05,494 --> 00:25:07,323 Lost something? 322 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,945 I'm not a ghost Johannes, I'm something worse, 323 00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:13,530 but I think you already know that, don't you? 324 00:25:13,657 --> 00:25:15,419 You know what I am? 325 00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:17,500 - No. - Yes. 326 00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:19,229 Say it. 327 00:25:19,721 --> 00:25:21,449 Say it! 328 00:25:21,744 --> 00:25:23,204 A Jew. 329 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:25,503 Gesundheit. 330 00:25:26,034 --> 00:25:27,961 You can't be here. 331 00:25:28,108 --> 00:25:31,414 Well, your mother invited me, so, I suppose, that makes me her guest. 332 00:25:31,414 --> 00:25:32,310 Not allowed! 333 00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:34,764 What will you do sweet Hitlerchen? 334 00:25:39,344 --> 00:25:40,770 Of course. 335 00:25:41,852 --> 00:25:43,620 Go on then. Tell them. 336 00:25:45,084 --> 00:25:47,800 But you know what happens if you do? 337 00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:52,657 I'll tell them you helped me. And your mother too. 338 00:25:52,716 --> 00:25:54,815 And we'll all be kaput. 339 00:25:54,815 --> 00:25:57,651 And if you tell her you know about me. 340 00:25:57,782 --> 00:26:00,160 Just one word. 341 00:26:01,123 --> 00:26:05,944 I'll do the world a great big favor and cut your Nazi head off. 342 00:26:06,578 --> 00:26:08,294 Got it? 343 00:26:08,409 --> 00:26:09,869 Yeah. 344 00:26:18,534 --> 00:26:20,715 I think I'll hold on to this. 345 00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:22,668 It's pretty. 346 00:26:29,734 --> 00:26:31,815 Sheesh, that was intense. 347 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:32,899 What am I going to do? 348 00:26:32,899 --> 00:26:34,524 Honestly, no idea. 349 00:26:34,524 --> 00:26:38,320 I mean, there could be more of them. Hundreds of them, living in your walls. 350 00:26:40,653 --> 00:26:42,432 How did she get control like that? 351 00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:44,965 She must've used her powers. Mind control. 352 00:26:44,965 --> 00:26:46,555 Typical. 353 00:26:47,050 --> 00:26:48,973 - You saw how fast she moved? - Yes. 354 00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:51,621 Like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens. 355 00:26:51,621 --> 00:26:53,503 And now she's got your fancy knife. 356 00:26:53,503 --> 00:26:54,316 A knife! 357 00:26:54,316 --> 00:26:58,149 Yeah, like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens Jack the Ripper. 358 00:26:58,939 --> 00:27:00,984 You're definitely in a pickle, my friend. 359 00:27:01,356 --> 00:27:02,845 What to do? 360 00:27:03,328 --> 00:27:04,523 Got it! 361 00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:07,057 Burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill. 362 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,429 Or negotiate. 363 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,526 Excuse me? 364 00:27:28,357 --> 00:27:29,978 Little girl? 365 00:27:32,315 --> 00:27:34,422 Jew girl in the wall? 366 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:38,618 Yoohoo, Jew? 367 00:27:44,031 --> 00:27:49,415 Okay, well, I’ll just say what I have to say, and that's this, 368 00:27:49,415 --> 00:27:51,383 I'm not scared of you and I think 369 00:27:51,383 --> 00:27:54,274 you should find somewhere else to live, okay? 370 00:27:55,918 --> 00:27:58,152 Not okay. 371 00:28:03,361 --> 00:28:05,161 Get, the hell, out of my room. 372 00:28:07,449 --> 00:28:09,092 She's pretty rude, you know. 373 00:28:09,610 --> 00:28:11,056 That’s just my 2 pfennige. 374 00:28:11,585 --> 00:28:12,880 And now she's got two knives. 375 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,953 I know! 376 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,173 How are you gonna chop up stuff? 377 00:28:15,173 --> 00:28:16,801 I don't know! 378 00:28:16,801 --> 00:28:19,324 And she's still up there too, that thing, that... 379 00:28:19,734 --> 00:28:21,357 - Jew! - Yeah, Jew, yeah. 380 00:28:21,357 --> 00:28:22,943 What are we gonna do about that Jew? 381 00:28:22,943 --> 00:28:24,251 You think of something. 382 00:28:24,424 --> 00:28:25,609 Now I'm the expert? 383 00:28:25,609 --> 00:28:28,587 Stop offering me, damn, cigarettes! I'm ten! 384 00:28:28,661 --> 00:28:31,010 Okay, sorry, I'm stressed out. 385 00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:32,964 Okay, let's talk like turkeys. 386 00:28:32,964 --> 00:28:36,023 You can't tell your mother or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head. 387 00:28:36,023 --> 00:28:39,779 But, there's no reason this thing in the attic needs to ruin your life. 388 00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:43,088 In fact, you could use her to your advantage. 389 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:43,939 How? 390 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:46,122 When someone tries to use mind powers on me. 391 00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:48,882 You know what I do? Use mind powers back on them. 392 00:28:48,882 --> 00:28:50,637 Remember last year, when that one-armed pirate 393 00:28:50,637 --> 00:28:53,057 Von Stauffenberg tried to blow me up with a table bomb? 394 00:28:53,057 --> 00:28:55,096 - Yeah, you survived. - Correct-a-mundo. 395 00:28:55,096 --> 00:28:58,264 But the only reason I survived, apart from having bomb-proof legs, 396 00:28:58,264 --> 00:29:00,762 is because I outwitted old Von Stauffy. 397 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,636 I let him think that I was dead, when in actual fact I was absolutely fine. 398 00:29:04,846 --> 00:29:08,084 By pretending I was dead I drew out all the traitors. 399 00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:09,733 So, what are you going to do? |