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One day i will be dead. Unfortunately for you, or quite fortunately for you, when you die you will not get disappointed about the missing welcome. There is nothing waiting for you on the other side. It is the greatest scam ever. Telling people that they get rewarded on the other side, when it is impossible to ever get a complaint about insufficient reward. The old Jewish religion describes it as "Sheol", the gray place where everything looses shape and all vanishes. Please ask your local guru for detailed instructions. Do you just have to wait and expect to get picked up? By whom? How do you know that it isn't Satan who want to drag you down to his cave? How can you even distinguish him from St. Peter? Is there a waiting queue for the best places in heaven or do you get assigned a plot? Will you get a chance in heaven to meet the greatest thinker of all time (it's me)? And then the biggest question: how come we do not have a broadband internet connection to either heaven or hell, or both? There are sure enough genius who are already dead who are interested to connect with their descendants. I mean, they don't have to wait for me. For me, Christmas is a cultural tradition with the green tree and all the stuff that comes with it. And i mean Bach, organ music, the stories. And most important of all: Lots of sexy naked boys under the tree! |