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... but it seems that the language may be Finnish, which is very close to Swedish! But, then again, what if it's Norwegian... When I processed the audio and chose "Finnish/auto translate to English" then much of it made a lot more sense! But still there's some strange things that don't make much sense... Any ideas? Here's the English I got: Hello? Hi, this is Johan, Noel's dad. Oh, hello. How are you? Well, something happened that we should talk about. Hey! Boys, boys, boys, good job today. Let's have a match on Sunday, okay? We'll never win against Koha. What did you say? Huh? What kind of attitude is that? Are you a man or a mouse? A man. What did you say? We're men! I can't hear you. Men! Men! Men! How did I do today? Oh, easy. You were awesome today, Noel. Really good. And Viggo, you're really good with the ball, but you need to work on it. Let's take some space now, okay? Javan, you look proud. Do you really think I'm a mouse? Forget it. You're the longest in the team. But in that case, I'm more of a man than you. It's not just what you think. So, what's the score? I'm both stronger and faster, and that's great. What's the score? What's the score? Challenge me! Oh shit, are you peeing? Yeah. Look at your hair. There's no point in peeing anymore. But we can't do that in here. They're still bigger than yours. You only have a few hairs. What's the score? No, only four. Same. Then we'll have to compete against each other instead. Are you coming? So, Javan... No, Jovan! I win, I'm stronger, and that's ten points. Ten? Wait, I'll go get a new shirt. My brother always says I drink with a dick spritz. But I don't have a spritz, and that's scary. I never do. It's a game. I've never had sex with a girl. Drink. But we're just the two of us. Let's both drink. Okay, almost. I've never... kissed anyone. Who? Tell me, how is it? Special, but still hot. Yeah, but sick. Everything doesn't have to be a competition. You can have sex with me. Why? So you get a better chance. Don't you dare? Do you feel anything? What? The dick? No. Maybe it's something special. Are we real men? Are you gay? No, I'm not! One, two, three! Oh, you suck! I don't want to go in! Run, run, run! I can't see anything. Look at me! Are you gay? Are you gay or not? Hey, calm down! Noel, Noel! What are you doing in there? We're taking a shower. What? Together? Hello? No! Do you really have to go home? I have a stomach ache. Okay, but we can have sex tomorrow. I think I should go. But I'll see you at the match on Sunday. Okay. See you. It's a bit hard to explain. Is it something serious? Do I have to come? No, he's on his way home. Okay. What did you want to say? It turned out that when they had sex before, they also shower together. I just feel that it's a bit intimate for two guys. Okay. But it's up to them, I guess. I don't really see the problem. I just feel that it's a bit intimate for two guys. I understand what you're thinking, but... I don't think I'll be here, so we can end this conversation here. Thank you for calling. |