All about my sexual dilemmas...

I'm sure you'll all congratulate me for ejaculating a healthy amount of baby making fluid after the well ran dry due to prostate medication prescribed covertly with this side effect making me think something was terribly wrong with me. Not that I'm into making babies or anything, but a wank is not a wank when no semen verifies that an orgasm has occurred. Talk about shooting blanks. But I must admit I was waking up with erections while taking the drug which is paradoxical because now I'm not and I'm less interested in anything that should arouse me, so for me at least I'm damned if I take the medication and I'm damned if I don't. Funnily enough the prostate pills can cause inconvenient erections so maybe that's why I was horny while taking them it made me feel alive! Maybe I need to talk to my doctor, perhaps I need those little blue pills or something, I'm talking Viagra or something.