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Could this be the turning point? Is this the moment at which the American Public will be forced to cry 'No more'? In outlining the various categories of 'bad people' that are in need of swift deportation from our shores, President Trump has omitted to reference the danger posed to citizens from the worst of the worst, the scum de la scum: pedophiles. Always a master of nuanced oratory, the President spoke earlier from underneath the swishing blades of the White House Helicopter, a hallowed and acoustically righteous venue traditionally reserved for the most important, complex and momentous of presidential anouncements. “It wasn’t meant, the system wasn’t meant- and we don’t think there is anything that says … Look, we are getting some very bad people, killers, murderers, drug dealers, really bad people, the mentally ill, the mentally insane, they emptied out insane asylums into our country, we’re getting them out. And a judge can’t say: ‘No, you have to have a trial,’", the President, er, cautioned? An immediate bipartisan backlash was unleashed with both Democrats and Republicans expressing their fury. 'How can the President reference 'bad people' without mentioning pedophiles?', wailed Anita Bedroom (Dem, Mass.), 'They pose the most significant threat to our great nation, the greatest country in the world, as they want to abduct, rape and assault our children - in several different languages!'. Harrison Broomcloset (Rep, Col.) had this to say, 'It's all very well our beloved president standing by the Prezzer's PressCopter and talking about bad guys, but far, far worse than the gangs are the rings, and he did not once reference any of the fiendish kiddiefiddling cartels that have been invading and swamping our great country, the greatest country in the world. The Peruvian Pedononcés, the Mexican Manboyerz, the Chilean Cherrytakers, the Bolivian Boyregardós, and any number of aliterative alien alternative ass-bandit assemblies (AAAAA+). These are the pederastic predators that constitute the gravest and vilest threat to our nation, the greatest nation on Earth (look, I have a pin). There is simply no El Salvadorian jail nasty enough for them'. |