I admire the depth of your humanity

You say you're against a cure for Judaism but you're very open about not supporting or condoning international banking. That just proves what a great gal you are. What's it like living in Nazi Germany studying the Jews? Please allow me ask you a few questions: Which is more harmful: Jewish usury or Jewish subversion? Are you primarily opposed to Jews because of circumcision or the violence of kosher slaughter? Which do you find more objectionable about the Jews: their hook noses or constantly rubbing hands? Biologically speaking, do you consider the Jews more like rats or cockroaches? Should Jews be sent to Madagascar or cooked up in ovens? How many Jews will you be able to neutralize once you obtain the big insight this study is going to afford you? What does it feel like when one of your ideas is put into action by the Gestapo? Please let us know all your private beliefs and fantasies, just as you ask us to confess all of ours to you. From his Throne, The King of Zembla