Just out of the blue

Try to hit him in the balls area with a bean bag, hacky sack, slice of bread... ...whatever you can find that wont castrate the kid. You will likely miss but that's neither here nor there....just try to get close enough that he knows what you were aiming at. Now.... ...the bean bag, hacky sack, slice of bread or whatever you managed to find that wont castrate the kid..... ...it's in his court. You know he's gong to try to hit you in the nut sack next, "You started it!" that, or he will first go get a bean bag, hacky sack or whatever, (and his selection may actually castrate you) because the slice of bread you tried to use fell apart. But eventually you know he will take a shot with something at your crotch. GAME ON! Remember not to throw too hard...I'm still counting on that second baby boom. There. Friendship started. Up to you to maintain it. Yer welcome. ;) *WARNING* If you are into promoting the phrase, "Toxic Masculinity" then you shouldn't use this technique for starting friendships. The technique above depends heavily on a boys predisposition toward war play, fair play and self preservation. For more information visit: www.dountoothersandthensplit.com