A nerdy English fella sits at the bar in an outback pub. The barman looks him up and down with disdain... so what's ya story, cobber? he asks. Ah, I'm a taxidermist, replies the visitor. Taxi-whatsit? sneers the bartender. No taxis around here, mate! Oh no, a taxidermist mounts animals! he clarifies. A big grin creeps across the bartender's face, and he calls to the onlooking customers... it's ok, boys, he's one of us! A* |