Me?

"Young" is a fairly subjective term, but I don't consider myself at an advanced age. I honestly don't find myself pining after boys much anymore. The primary reason is my not being in a position to greatly benefit a boy by being part of his hypothetical life. I don't even allow myself to look at boys in public too much. It would only depress me. What I do to keep myself occupied is live in a perpetual psychedelic wonderland of weird drugs. Either that, or I'm in a state of terror or total confusion on account of wandering into the public eye while under the influence of said drugs. You should see me trying to cross a fucking street when the same truck just won't stop leaving a contrail. And then there's the next vehicle to worry about. My primary advice, should you choose to accept this mission: Avoid cocaine, heroin, religion, and alcohol. Leave that shit there alone unless you want your life to become a real shithole. Pending that, there are plenty of funny cat videos on YouTube to keep you occupied forever. Godspeed!