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Feminists want my cock so much, they can't stand the feelings of jealousy they get when I want to bang a kid instead of them, or even just sit in my home masturbating to CP. Therefore, they feel the need to regulate my sexual behavior. I guess it never occurs to them that they could work on self-improvement rather than trying to forcibly eliminate the competition. Have they ever heard of a treadmill, or Jenny Craig? Gastric bypass surgery? Apparently not. Or do they think they're so butt-ugly and/or over-the-hill as to be irredeemably out of the running in the global contest to be the person receiving my cock at any given moment (since I have only one cock to go around to the whole universe, or multiverse as the case may be, of those who may want it, and available time slots are limited, with those who fail to make reservations in advance putting themselves as risk of having to impatiently stand around, with escalating levels of impatience, frustration, and sexual tension, holding one of those drink coaster/waitlist pagers like what they hand out at the front desks of crowded Ruby Tuesdays)? Maybe some of these feminists really do have such busted faces that, in this lifetime, they'll never be able to get ahead of the flocks of others ahead of them in line for that cock, whose superior looks have gotten them bumped up on the priority list, like a VIP let into a club by the bouncer without having to stand outside in the cold for hours. I pity them, but it really isn't fair for them to try to gain an advantage over the kids in this way, by excluding them from the pleasures that I could offer. I mean, how selfish can they be? In such situations, I have to remind feminists that not everything is about them, and scream in their faces, "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!" |