Might be a record... Hmm... how about organizing the "First Annual World Jack-off Championships". "Here we are, ladies and gentlemen, with 192 contestants representing each of the countries of the world! At the ready, 150 gallons of hand cream, 300 tubes of KY, and several thousand hand towels. And, they're on they marks - get set - There's the starters gun! Wow! This is incredible, folks! The sight of 192 wankers, ranging in ages from 9 to 42, all competing - wait! The first one has just gone off! The others are increasing their rhythm now, and - yes! There's the second! Oh, folks, this is so exciting!..." I volunteer to be one of the judges, of course. For the under-13 category only. If you found your cousin Jack trapped on the roof, would you help your cousin Jack off? |