Fittingly Laura seems to mean business.

She seems to have borrowed her song lyrics from Afghanistan. From: http://mattoid.com/data/Military/john_masters.htm It was the same among the Pathans. 'A woman for business, a boy for pleasure, a goat for choice' is an old Pathan proverb, and one of the most famous of Pathan songs, the 'Zakhmi Dil' ('Wounded Heart') begins with the words, 'There's a boy across the river with a bottom like a peach, but, alas, I cannot swim.' Shouldn’t the boy have a curly rear if she wants to be his peer? If he has curly hair I’ll be his Jackson Brown Bear.