Are you imitating Prometheus's signoff, or are you imitating martirwithacause's concept of imitating Prometheus's signoff? We need to know on whose behalf to file the lawsuit. Come to think of it, we might be able to file both cases: Sue you on martirwithacause's behalf for a copyright infringement, then sue martirwithacause on Prometheus's behalf for a trademark violation. When we're finished with that, we can sue Prometheus on martirwithacause's behalf for patent infringement over putting hidden messages in his posts by using white text. Now, the layman might think that sounds senseless, because if we sue martirwithacause on Prometheus's behalf, then turn around and sue Prometheus on martirwithacause's behalf, we're just shuffling the same money around back and forth to no avail. But the layman would be missing the big picture, which is that we get to break off a big chunk and put it in our pockets each time. Oh, but we're not even done. We can sue Prometheus for plagiarism on behalf of Adam Selene (or on behalf of Mr. Selene's heirs if he is deceased) for unauthorized use of a flensing knife methaphor. It's a veritable goldmine! MUHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Unfortunately, Prometheus will need to find a different firm to defend him against disorderly conduct charges arising from making disruptively ridiculous posts in the middle of the night while drunk, it's not our area of expertise.) |