Don't be like that

It is true that Pillow Face has the delirium of becoming a cog-mole, but such thing is not grandeur delirium, just delirium. Champagne? Skid row alcoholics of your kind can barely purchase low quality rum. Aside of the crappy champagne you have gotten in those wedding you were invited to (and those you crashed) I can bet you can't distinguish it from apple juice mixed with sparkling water and any liquor (well, I actually don't know if you put something else in the mixture, I don't know a lot on the mixtures you use for your depression). Santi